Monday, 22 November 2004

MOTHER CHRISTMAS

WHERE ARE THOU MOTHER CHRISTMAS

Where art thou Mother Christmas?

I only wish I knew

Why Father should get all the praise

 And no one mentions you.

 

I`ll bet you but the presents

And wrap them large and small

While all the time that rotten swine

Pretends he`s done it all.

 

So hail to Mother Christmas

Who shoulders all the work!

And down with Father Christmas,

That unmitigated jerk!

 by Roald Dahl.

                                             

                                                     

 

 

 RANDOM QUOTES

The world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Woody Allen

He hasn`t an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

Eddie Cantor

Experience suggests it doesn`t matter so much how you got here, as what you do after you arrive.

Lois McMaster Bujold

 

                                                                                              

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the Mother Christmas poem - very funny!
Thankyou for all the nice comments in my journal today, sometimes you just need to vent don't you, am not usually that depressing :o)
Am off for a read of your journal - yay!
Sara   x

Anonymous said...

Wonderful Christmas poem, Very funny:)  The Woody Allen quote is interesting. God Bless

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL The Woody Allen quote makes you think.

Anonymous said...

Love it....WHERE IS THOU MOTHER CHRISTMAS

SO TRUE-SO TRUE.   hehehehehe

SHARON