DUMB LAWS FROM EVERYWHERE!

UNITED KINGDOM LAWS

1) It is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow.

2) If someone knocks on your door and asks for the use of your commode, you must let them enter.

3) The severest penalties will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George 1).

4) It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

CHESTER LAW) You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

LIVERPOOL LAW) It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

YORK LAWS) Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

TOP 25 LAWS (some of them...LOL..)

 

1) Idiots may not vote   ~   New Mexico.

2) It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts   ~   Texas

3) Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine   ~   California

4) Molesting an automobile is illegal   ~   Oklahoma

5) It is considered to be an to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.   ~   Alaska

6) It is illegal to wipe one`s car with used underwear   ~   San Francisco, California

7) Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches   ~   Utah