THE E-MAIL

I found this in the Daily Mail newspaper and thought you all might like it. It certainly made me smile.

 

THE E-MAIL

It all began as Janet Smith dusted,

And found her husband couldn`t be trusted.

The computer showed the wretched swine

Had got himself a woman ---- online.

The latest e-mail message read:

`What are you like Dan, in bed?

( I picture us frolicking as teens ),

Love from Brenda, Milton Keynes.`

Janet smiled, and then she wrote:

`Thank you, Brenda for your note.

`When in bed Dan`s usually dressed

`In Y-fronts and an old white vest.

He`s never frolicked in his life,

Love from Janet, Dan`s ex-wife.`

This story has a happy end,

Now Brenda is Janet`s closest friend.

For hours online they sit and chat,

Soon they hope to share a flat

On the lonely hearts page

writes a man:

`Looking for love.

Desperate --- Dan`

Hilary Pike, Broadford, Isle of Skye.