SIGNS AND NOTICES
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and the rest of the world.
Notice in a dry cleaner`s window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
2 comments:
I loved the second one, seems they think a lot of their petrol. LOL These were great. God Bless
Very funny :o)
Must remember to pick up my dry cleaning - wouldn't want to be disposed of!!
Sara x
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