I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
Mark Twain
I didn`t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter to say I approved of it.
Mark Twain
I like longwalks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
Charles Pierce

4 comments:
Some good ones there. Your journal has gone all big again *sighs*
LOL, very amusing, I like these. God Bless
Funny quotes, Sandra.
I love your tag that says Sandra, it is very cute! - Krissy
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