PARENTHOOD AND SPELL CHECKS!

PARENTHOOD

***  If it was going to be easy it would never have started with something called labour !

***  Shouting to make the children obey is like using the horn to steer your car,  and you get about the same results.

***  The smartest advice on raising children is enjoy them while they are still on your side.

***  Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.

***  Parents:  People who bear infants , bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

***  The joy of motherhood:  What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

***  There are three ways to get something done:  Do it yourself,  hire someone to do it,  or forbid your children to do it.

***  Adolescence is the age when children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.

 

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MY NEW SPELL CHECKER                      

Eye halve a spelling checquer, it came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue, miss steaks ey kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word and weight for it two say

Weather I am wrong or write, it shows me straight a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid, it noe before too long

Eye can put the error rite, its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it, I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh - my chequer tolled me sew !

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