Saturday, 13 November 2004

CAT JOKES

I`ve done the dog thing; lets hear it for the cat !

  CAT JOKES

 

~~ Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

~~ Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool ? She had mittens.

~~ What is the difference between a cat and a comma ? One has the paws before the claws and the other has a clause before the pause.

~~ What happened when the cat went to the flea circus ? He stole the show.

~~ What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck ? A duck filled fatty puss.

        

                                                                    

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL great jokes, I really like the graphics. God Bless

Anonymous said...

These graphics are soooooooo cute. I am really into graphics and you have some darling ones. :)   Are they borrowable???? hehehehe  Just wondering?
Sharon