CAT HEAVEN

 

A CAT HEAVEN

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable please let me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says, " Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, " Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later a six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven . Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, " All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running , running; we are tired of running.  Do you think we could have roller skates so we don`t have to run anymore ?" The Lord says , " Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, " How are things since you arrived ?"

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have expected, and those Meals on Wheels you`ve been sending by are theeeeeeee best !!!"