Thursday, 28 October 2004

STUPID QUESTIONS TO PONDER

These have to be the stupidest questions !

Did Noah keep his bees in archives ?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift ?

Do clowns wear really big socks ?

Do fish get thirsty ?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don`t know the words ?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world `up over` ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

Do Scottish terriers get Scotch Tape worms ?

Do steam rollers really roll steam ?

Do pilots take crash-courses ?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane ?

What happens when you get scared half to death,....twice ?

What happens when you swallow your pride ?

What if you`re in hell, and you`re mad at someone, where would you tell them to go ?      

 

 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol, food for thought in those. Love the adultery one *rofl*

Anonymous said...

Love the questions, things that make you go hmmmmm..... LOL God Bless

Anonymous said...

why dont sheep shrink when it rains?