THE JOY OF TELESALES......GRRRR!!!

Telesales persons !  I know they are just trying to earn a crust but am I alone in thinking that they must sit around having `team briefings` finding new ways to bother people , especially at weekends and even then at the most inconvient times.  I had five calls yesterday, only one of which was from a close friend.  In fact, by the time she called I was so expecting another salesperson that when I picked up the phone I shouted ` HELLO, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, WHATEVER IT IS I DONT WANT IT AND EVEN IF I DID I WOULDNT BUY IT FROM YOU!`  ` Feeling better now you`ve got that off your chest ?`  asked P calmly......We are still friends!

HERE IS A LIGHTHEARTED LOOK AT HOW A CALL CENTRE OPERATIVE MIGHT APPROACH A HOMEOWNER.

Mrs. F?  This is Frogmella Horseface from RIPOFF & FLEECE Financial Services and we would like you to invest all your hard earned cash in our new investment plan.  We see from our records that you are financially solvent. Well our exclusive plan can change all that and we will make it possible for you to lose your home, family and job and even the shirt on you back.  Only WE can do this and this is not a promise but a guarantee....Hello, Mrs. F, are you still there ..........HELLO.........?