I couldn`t resist these lol ......
I`ve been taught ever since I was a kid that sex is filthy and forbidden, and that`s the way I think it should be. The filthier nad more forbidden it is, the more exciting it is.....
MEL BROOKS
There`s nothing wrong with making love with the light on, just make sure the door is closed......
GEORGE BURNS
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.....
BILLY CRYSTAL
Personally I know nothing about sex because I`ve always been married.....
ZSA ZSA GABOR
I have tried various varieties of sex. The convential position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.....
TALLULAH BANKHEAD
Theres nothing safe about sex, there never will be.....
NORMAN MAILER

3 comments:
LOL, Thanx for sharing. God Bless
I like Billy Crystal's take on sex....thought that was funny and true...hehehehehe.
thanks for sharing. :)
Sharon
Tee hee, all of them good ones!
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