TUESDAY THIS AND THAT

 

  Hello everyone....  Today has been very uneventful but I`m wracking my little brain to see if there`s anything worth mentioning.  Well yes, there is,  Jake was poorly this morning, a reoccurance of colitis and Marshal has a limp in his front leg.  He had this problem before and has medication from the Vet.  Luckily I was given some by M and M when they left him here and I started him back on it straight away.  As for Jake, I`ll keep and eye on him and hope it was a one off.  It could be the stress of having another dog in the house.  The colitis is stress-related so there is a good chance that`a the problem and if so it should settle down quickly.

I`ve just come back from walking the dogs with Jim.   It looks as if we are in for some more rain after a dry and warm day.  It`s remarkable how the weeds in the garden have come back to life so quickly after the rain we`ve had..... and I thought the heatwave had killed them all!    Jim has nearly finished the garden step, just a few stones left now, but he has hurt his neck and is in a bit of pain at the moment, but I don`t think for a moment it will stop him finishing it tomorrow...stubborn man that he is, he`ll just complain about his neck more when it`s finished.  He`s already told me that when he`s finished the patio, he`ll start digging up some old bushes near the end of the garden!   Of course, he has his winter plans in place already.  Firstly, decorate the hallway and lay floor tiles on the downstairs hallway floor.  Then redecorate our bedroom THEN decorate the living roon as it`s looking ` a bit tatty now`!  He was never this keen to do all this work at home when he was younger, but do you hear me complain?   Not likely!

Kerry came over today looking very much as if she might not have long to go.  But she is feeling really well but a little uncomfortable and tired.  I`m saying nothing more.......lol!

That`s me finished for the day.  I`ll leave you with some blonde jokes that I found today.  Enjoy the rest of Tuesday and look after yourselves.

BLONDE ON BLONDES

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on a island for years until one day they found a magic lamp.  They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie.   He said he could only grant three wishes and as there were three of them each girl had one wish.

The redhead went first.  " I hate it here, I miss my family and my friends and I want to go home!"

"Your wish is granted,"  said the genie, and off she went.

The brunette said, "I hate it here, it`s too hot and boring and I want to go home too!"

"Your wish is granted," said the genie, and off she went too.

The blonde started crying and said, "I wish my friends were back here!"

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Two blondes were racing down a bumby road in a beat up car to a bank they were going to rob.

"Drive slower," pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don`t want the nitro in the boot to explode,"

"Relax,"  the driver replies, "even if it did, I`ve got a spare box under the seat.....

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 A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?"

"Just a minute, if you please," he murmured.  Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.