Just a brief entry today as I`ll be going out for the day. I hope you all have a lovely day and I`ll leave you with a couple of jokes. Take care ;-)
BLONDE ON BLONDES
~~ A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals and proudly days, " Go ahead, as me, I know them all."
A friend says, " OK, what`s the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blond replies, " That`s easy: W." ~~
~~ Two bored casino workers were working at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, " I hope you don`t mind but I feel much luckier when I`m completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and q1uickly departed.
The dealears just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally , one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, " I don`t know I thought you were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
12 comments:
HA! Keep them coming!!!!!!
Su
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Hope you enjoy your day out. It is far to hot for me, I would not even consider going out in this weather. Thanks for the jokes lol xxx
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Hope you have a nice day out. Loved the jokes. Helen
Aint it the truth!! Men are men.
I hope you have a HAPPY. wonderful day! Love, lisa jo
Hope you have a good day out - and manage to be somewhere cool! Love the jokes, lol.
David.
By the time you read this you'll have had your day out.Hope it was an enjoyable one.
Love those blonde jokes...have a great day out!
Joyce
Hope you've had a good day :-) Thanks for the jokes!!
Excellent jokes Sandra, really love that second one :o)
Hope you had a good day, and managed to stay cool.
Sara x
It's nice to end my day with a good laugh....I really liked the blonde at the Casino joke...thats a keeper! I hope you had a good day today and by the way did Jim catch any fish the other day? Keep cool and try to get more than 4 hours of sleep!
Di
Nice violin graphic...
My Dad plays the fiddle!
Have a good day "out"!
Going out myself. Shopping! Weeee Hoooo!
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