Thursday, 3 February 2005

BITS AND PIECES

Today is another happy day for me.  My Jake has put on a kilo, 2.2lbs of weight that is badly needed.  Just another two kilos to go and he will be normal size.  Hooray !  we are going in the right direction with him.  I am not really prepared for an entry so I will post some funnies and quotes that I have on standby. 

                            "DID YOU KNOW " FACTS

Did you know?..............it`s impossible to lick your elbow.

Did you know ?.............intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Did you know?..............If the US government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16th, 1969 make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Did you know ?..............Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Did you know ?................ The  "sixth sick sheik`s sixth sheep`s sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English Language.

Did you know ?............... The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants.

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                               MUSICAL CUTTING REMARKS

I like Wagner`s music better than any other music.  It is so loud one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.  That is a great advantage.

Oscar Wilde

 

Art is long and life is short:  here is evidently the explaination of a Brahms symphony.

Edward Lorne

 

Wagner writes like an intoxicated pig.

George T. Strong

 

I love Wagner, the music I prefer is that of cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to panes of glass with its claws.

Charles Baudelaire

 

 

 

 

 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Sweetie,
Love the little bag with hearts in it. I am glad that Jake is gaining weight. Oh...and I tried to lick my elbow...no, couldn't do it! Darn, I tried a couple times too. hehehehe

Love and Hugs,
Sharon

PS...Tell Jean to email me about the Border Collies and I will try working on something for her. :)

Anonymous said...

Yay for Jake putting that weight one - he must be on the same diet as me!!
I tried to lick my elbow, but couldn't!  That's sooo true!!
That tongue twister is a tough one, I'm really good at the Peter Piper one, but this one is impossible I think!!!
Nice entry Sandra :o)
Sara   x

Anonymous said...

My grandaughter would love that pink sparkly bag. She likes pink, sparkles and being a princess. Will show her this graphic, it will tickle her pink.
Sylvia x