ENTRY 2 - THE LAST TODAY!

                   REALLY STUPID PEOPLE

These people should not be allowed to venture out into society!

A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49yr old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practised shooting beer cans off each other`s head.

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job.  According to Industrial Machinery News, the film`s depiction of gory industrial accidents was so grphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room.  Thirteen others fainted, and one man required thirteen stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within the city limits.

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery.  At lunch he went out for a sandwich.  She needed to see him, and thus had him paged.  Police officers recognised his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen during the lunch hour.

When two service station attendants in Michigan, refused to hand over cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police.  They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.