JUST STUFF

A limping mountain lion walks into a bar in the Rockies.  The bartender said : " What do you want ?"   The lion replied :   "  I`m looking for the man who shot my paw.  "

 

 

Real friends are those who,  when you`ve made a fool of yourself,  don`t feel that you`ve done a permanent job.

Erwin T. Randall

 

We have no right to ask, when sorrow comes, Why did this happen to me?  unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.

Philip S. Bernstein

Crying only a little bit is no use.  You must cry until your pillow is soaked.  Then you can get up and laugh.....

Galway Kinnell

There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, that ill becomes any of us to find fault with the rest of us.

Anonymous

 

 

INSULTS

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style.  It will look ridiculous year after year.

Fred Allen

 

Her only flair is her nostrils.

Pauline Kael

 

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

John Philpott Curran

 

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearesr derriere.

Noel Coward

 

She got her good looks from her father.  He`s a plastic surgeon.

Groucho Marx

 

She had much in common with Hitler, only no moustache.

Noel Coward

She not only kept her lovely figure,  she`s added so much to it.

Bob Fosse