A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
--- Tom Waits
Doesn`t know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
--- Josh Billing
Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
--- David Letterman
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
--- Abraham Lincoln
He has the attention span of a lightening bolt.
--- Robert Redford
He has Van Gogh`s ear for music.
--- Billy Wilder
He is useless on the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
--- Mark Twain
4 comments:
I think number one fits me....hehehehe
Sharon ;)
Lol, very funny!!
Sara x
I love your quotes, you find some very interesting ones. God Bless
ouch on the Van Gogh quote! LOL
~JerseyGirl
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