FRIDAY STUFF

OKLAHOMA LAWS

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

 

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another`s hamburger.

 

Whaling is illegal.

 

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

 

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

 

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

 

                               

If you sneeze on a Monday, you sneeze for danger;

Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger;

Sneeze on a Wednesday, sneeze for a letter;

Sneeze on a Thursday,  something better;

Sneeze on a Friday,  sneeze for sorrow;

Sneeze on a Saturday,  see your sweetheart tomorrow.

Sneeze on a Sunday, and the devil will have domination over you all week.

 

                                         

 

FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

More than 80 percent of high-rises lack a 13th floor.

 

Many airports skip the 13th gate

 

Hospitals and hotels regularly have no room number 13.

 

Many triskaidekaphiles, as those that fear the unlucky number are known, point to the ill-fated mission to the moon, Appollo 13.

 

If you have thirteen letters in your name,  you will have the devil`s luck.   Jack the Ripper,  Charles Manson,  Jeffrey Dahmer,  Theodore Bundy and Alberto De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names.