Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I`m a dog.
Doctor: How long have you felt this way ?
Patient: Ever since I was a puppy.
What do you get if you dial 010 11 238 640397 239865 1207988?
A sore finger.
What do you call a septic cat ?
Puss
What do you call a girl who sets fire to her telephone bill ?
Bernadette
Why are fishmongers so mean ?
Their job makes them selfish.
How does a polar bear hide ?
It covers its nose.
Does anybody want to find out their name in Hawaiian ? I was sent this site and I found out that mine is Kanela. Go to Hawaii and find out what your own name means and let me know what it is.
2 comments:
My hawaiian name is Kala! I like that, it's pretty :o)
Funny jokes!!
Sara x
cute jokes! liked the fishmonger one ;-)
:-)
~JerseyGirl
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