A PLAY ON WORDS

I would like to share with you some items from a regular column that I read from the Daily Mail newspaper.

~~~~~~~~~ ONE-LINE PHILOSOPHERS ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thinking what we say is usually far more important than saying what we think.

Mrs. G.M. Turner

 

My husband and I were just like Romeo and Juliet : my family hated him, too.

Mrs. Valerie Ashton

 

Those who never find perfection never spoil it.

Rufus Stone

 

~~~~~~~~ WORDY WISE ~~~~~~~~~~

 

SEXAGON -----  what a figure !

J.M. Wood

 

PILLUSION ----- mistaken belief that pills are a cure-all.

A. Wrightman

 

PRESSTIGIOUS  -----  the Daily Mail.

Barry Sheffield

 

ENDOWWENT ------   vanishing insurance return.

Norman Marshall

 

DUNGAREEKS  ------  muck spreading overalls.

M.C.W.  Ross

ITCH-HIKERS -----  unwanted fleas.

Chas Downes