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Hello everyone,

Two nights running without any problems...AOL must be doing something right!  It seemed to be a pretty ordinary Thursday for me, up at the crack of dawn, in Tesco`s at 7.45am.  Everything was going really smoothly until about halfway around Tesco I ran the trolley over two of my toes, not deliberately of course!   I was in so much pain I felt sick and couldn`t breathe properly for a moment.  Of course when you are in a public place the last thing you can do is scream and how I didn`t I have no idea.  I had to stand still until the pain had eased and then I hobbled around the store to finish the shopping, at the same time being very careful where I put my feet.  One of my toes is badly bruised and it is very tender so I shall be very careful in future.

 

After shopping I took Jake for a walk and decided to take him to the vet to see if he`d lost any weight.  It turned out that he`d lost 2 kilos, about 4 and a quarter pounds and I don`t think he needs to lose anymore.  In actual fact, I didn`t think he needed to lose any at all but the vet said he was slightly overweight so I reduced his food a bit.  He didn`t need his exercise increased because he gets plenty of it and because he has mild hip displasia it could be bad for him.  When we got home I made myself a coffee and Jake lay down at my side.  Suddenly there was a noise in the garden and Jake dived under my chair for safety.  The noise turned out to be a bucket that overturned in a gust of wind...hmmm, good job we didn`t have an intruder with my scaredy-cat pooch...lol!

 Yesterday Jim brought a bag of toys and books home for Roman.  They belonged to my SIL`s grandchildren and were in perfect condition.  The books are really good ones and Kerry was really pleased with them.  One of the toys, a Winnie the Pooh ball was chewed to bits by Jake after Roman dropped it on the floor while we weren`t watching.  Jake must have seen it fall and took it outside on the lawn where I caught him red-pawed with his ill-gotten gains. He was in disgrace for at least 10 minutes...lol!

I didn`t mention yesterday when I was having my moan about AOL but all my favourites on my tool bar had disappeared when I was having the problems.  I only noticed when I went to open my journal and found the link was no longer there....it`s all very odd.  Now I`ve had to go looking for the sites that I had there and put them back again.  Right, that`s it from me tonight but I have a few funny kids jokes to share with you.  They are all very silly but that`s the point really!  Have a lovely evening, take care and Bye Bye for now. :o)

 

SILLY STUFF

What do you call a bald koala?

Fred bear

When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?

When you`re a mouse

How do you stop moles digging in your garden?

Hide the spade

What is the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?

You can`t dip an elephant in your tea

What sits in a fruit bowl and shouts for help?

A damson in distress