Hair Today, Hoover Tomorrow!

 

Hello everyone,

Welcome to a nice sunny Thursday afternoon.  I was up at 6am this morning and in Tesco by 7.30.  I`m really getting used to this extra early morning shopping, it makes everything so much easier, no battling my way through crowded food aisles,  wending my way around with my trusty trolley as if it were a chariot race.  No queueing at the till with the person in front not sure of which credit card to use...ah the joys of shopping!

 

While I was out I bought Kerry some milk and bread and took them to her flat where I opened the windows and gave the place an airing.  While I was there I decided to give the place a vacuum, I don`t know why because it didn`t really need it.  I`m so glad I did though, the vacuum cleaner didn`t seem to be picking anything up and it really smelt funny.  I turned it off and unplugged it and turned it over to look at the roller, well I couldn`t believe what I saw.  The whole of the roller brush was covered in Kerry`s long blonde hairs, I couldn`t even see the brush itself, she must be going bald with the amount I found there...lol!  Anyway I got some scissors and sat there for 20 mins cutting and unravelling it until I`d got the lot.  Then I had to unblock the hose because some of it had made it`s way up there too.  I put it in a pedal bin liner and it half filled it, just wait until I tell her , she`ll never believe it.  We`ve just bought a new vacuum and we gave Kerry this one because hers had gone wrong.  Now I think I know what happened to it....lol!

I`ve just got back from talking to Kerry on the phone, she`s packed most of her stuff for her return home tomorrow.  She say Roman has been really fussed by his Russian family and he`s bound to play up when he gets home again because they`ll just be the two of them until Slava gets home in two weeks.  I suppose Jim and I will just have to make a fuss of him ourselves to make up for it!  Also Slava passed his final Uni exam yesterday and hasnow completed his degree in choreography.  He hopes to start a dancing class when he comes home now he is qualified to do so.  I don`t know whether I told you but Kerry has taken loads of photos so I`ll be able to share some of them with you, she knows I like to use them in my journal so hopefully she took photos of the local attractions as well as the wedding.

This morning Jim put another fence panel up and while he was there he dug up a Corkscrew Hazel that I wanted rid of.  When I bought it five years ago, it was a beautiful shape with it`s twisted branches and fluffy catkins.  But for some reason it outgrew the twists and the catkins are long gone leaving me with this boring, green shrub that does nothing exept grow bigger each year so it had to go I`m afraid.  Also for the chop was the Rosemary that I`ve had in a large earthenware pot for some years, it looked really sorry for itself so I decided enough was enough and chucked it out.  Now I`ve told Jim that it would be nice to have some new plants in place of them, especially as I`ve been very patient and not complaining about his wall to wall football watching.  He asked me was I attempting to blackmail him and of course I said no...as if I would, but wouldn`t it be nice for him to continue watching it in peace, I think my silence can be bought....lol!

Right my friends,  I have to go now.  Enjoy your afternoon and take care.  Bye Bye for now. :o)

 

Just For Fun

 

Why did the blonde get on the roof?
 She heard that the drinks were on the house.

 Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
 She lost the recipe. 

 What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide and seek game.

A blonde is outside when the dustman man comes up the drive and asks her if "any rubbish today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct