High school dropouts cut in half.
Complaints about referees growing ugly.
Physicist recommends bigger balls to slow down male tennis players.
Asbestos suit pressed.
Pupils train as councillors to help upset classmates.
New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
Panda mating fails --- veternarian takes over.
Two convicts evade noose: Jury hung.
Dealers will hear car talk at noon.
Organ festival ends in smashing climax.
Police discover crack in Australia.
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter.
Boy wants to mount autographed guitar.

3 comments:
Lol, these are mad!!
Panda mating fails --- veternarian takes over.
That one's my favourite :o)
Sara x
Trust you to give me Laugh at bedtime. Real tonic you are, keep 'em coming.
Sylvia
hehehehehe
:D
Sharon
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